Gum Guru Mugs

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'Got any cud flavour?'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Check out this new store."

Guru.

Bashful in Nashville

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Joe Henry

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'