Globe-trotting Gifter Pillows

Santa waiting for his luggage at the airport.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Bagel problems.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

A woman knits from a globe.

Make Your Own

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

'Gee, thanks pal."

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

"Is this tax deductible?"

While Santa's Hybrid Sled has made environmentalists and animal rights activists happy, there isn't much room left for toys.

'No, I won't pay $200 for a silk top hat for your snowman!'

"Happy birthday!"

"It's my Dad's Birthday. Could you gift wrap it?"

'I've traveled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."

"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."

'All I want for Christmas is a nice big roll of tape to wrap around my mouth.'

"I'll be annoyed if you spend too much on much Christmas present!!"

santa claus megaphone.