Globe-trotting Gifter Gifts

Santa waiting for his luggage at the airport.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

The Family Joules: Part 5

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Bagel problems.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

The Family Joules: Part 8

A woman knits from a globe.

'Gee, thanks pal."

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Make Your Own

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

"It's my Dad's Birthday. Could you gift wrap it?"

"Is this tax deductible?"

While Santa's Hybrid Sled has made environmentalists and animal rights activists happy, there isn't much room left for toys.

"Happy birthday!"

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

'No, I won't pay $200 for a silk top hat for your snowman!'

"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."

"I've brought you a plant to keep you company."

'I've traveled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

"Wow! Something to roll in! Thanks!!!"

"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."

santa claus megaphone.

'All I want for Christmas is a nice big roll of tape to wrap around my mouth.'