Imaginative Gift Giver Pillows

'No, I won't pay $200 for a silk top hat for your snowman!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'They're dog roses!'

Christmas Presents.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

How the gift registry should really work

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Hand these out to the workforce.'

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

Fast Food Menus

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

An Anarchist's Christmas

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

inflation at Christmas

Last-Minute Gifts

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

'Honey, I really think last year's very generous Christmas gift absolves me from saying hi each time he delivers the mail.'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"What?! You wanted an Easter egg, and this is one!"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.