Gift Giver Extraordinaire Pillows

"Just a card and a box of chocolates would have been fine, dear!"

'Oh it's just what I wanted, how did you know?!!'

"But look at it this way, Santa. You only have to work this hard one day a year."

"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"

I seek counsel, wise one. I have fallen for someone. She is beautiful, charming and smart. How can I demonstrate my affection? You were right to come here. My gift must scream true love. Let us start in TVs. Computer Villa Customer Service.

'Oh. Yours isn't that bad.'

'They're dog roses!'

Santa with a mobile made from presents.

"A gift from my son, the hunter."

'I try to keep the Christmas Spirit all year long, but usually run out of money in March.'

"We couldn't have given her a BETTER birthday present, Agatha!"

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

"My husband can't take a hint. I left him a note indicating that I wanted an iPad for my birthday."

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."

inflation at Christmas

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Birthday Racing Car

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Valentines Balloons

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

'And that,and that,and that...'