Enthusiastic Gifter Pillows

'All I want for Christmas is a nice big roll of tape to wrap around my mouth.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

How the gift registry should really work

Bagel problems.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

Can you guess what it is yet?

The gift of a family Christmas

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

Sweet potatoes...

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

Stuffed.

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

'Gee, thanks pal."

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

"That's one Christmas present she won't break in a hurry."

'Wow! A spare head! Thank you!'

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

Mr James

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

The Tramp of Human Rights

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

When you give, you give more than soup...

'An email birthday card isn't enough. It's not the thought that counts, it's what's BOUGHT that counts.'

A snake attempts to wrap a present