Glacial Adventurer Gifts

'Woolly mammoth'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Tommy!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Pushy Dog

'Which one is named after me?'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Igloo for birds.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Snowboarding downhill.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

The lonely figure

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Rockefeller Center."

Polar bears

Can I have a look at the map?

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"