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'Woolly mammoth'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Tommy!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pushy Dog

'Which one is named after me?'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Igloo for birds.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Snowboarding downhill.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Polar bears

"Rockefeller Center."

The lonely figure

Can I have a look at the map?

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...