Ginger Jesters Pillows

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'It must be a milkfish.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Turkey Hostage.

Coast to coast walk.

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

Banana Arcade Game

"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

"Hi germ, pick on someone your own size."

'God, you did this to me you son of a bitch!'

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

Thrift: 'Collect a smaller child than your own from school... It eats less and fits the old clothes of the previous child.'

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'What with Obama and all his giveaways, I'm surprised you're still in business.'

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'

"It's our version of the doggy bag. Permit me to take it to madam's car."