Gift Pranksters Pillows

'Bad news...Santa's a cow!'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

That one has all the batteries!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Tartar sauce.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Santa Claws...

Back to the Holidays

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'