Gift Pranksters Pillows

'Bad news...Santa's a cow!'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Presents.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Back to the Holidays

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Santa Claws...

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"