Getting Braces Off Gifts

"Have you seen Meredith? She just got her braces off."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Shark with Braces.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

American GI marries a British bride.

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

"My new hearing aids came with automatic closed captioning."

DIY Hunting Trophy

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

Computer video dreidel.

Will work for dental plan.

'Does my gum look big in this?'

Coach notes the complaints of an employee.

"I just found out what braces cost."

For Timely Filing

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."

"Light's green."

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'