Getting Braces Off Pillows

"Have you seen Meredith? She just got her braces off."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Shark with Braces.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

American GI marries a British bride.

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

DIY Hunting Trophy

"My new hearing aids came with automatic closed captioning."

"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

Computer video dreidel.

Will work for dental plan.

'Does my gum look big in this?'

"I just found out what braces cost."

For Timely Filing

"Light's green."

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

'My phone is wireless and my laptop is wireless. Next week the dentist takes my braces off and I'll be wireless.'