Braces Buddy Pillows

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Bike Rides

"I think we have run out of time..."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Shark with Braces.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

Old School Mustaches

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Giraffe Haircut

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

Flower power.

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'