Braces Removal Gifts

'My phone is wireless and my laptop is wireless. Next week the dentist takes my braces off and I'll be wireless.'

"Make a lot of money."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Cat Tie

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"1-1"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Shark with Braces.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Operation Father's Day

A complimentary biscuit

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

Nice tie, Al - hand it over."

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

Robin Day.

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

"Whose tie?"

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'Throw it out? It's worth more! That's $27 worth of wine spilled onto a $12 tie.'