Renovation Rager Gifts

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

A holiday at home

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Artex cartoon

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Organized chaos.

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

Sleeping on the Job

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about