Renovation Rascal Gifts

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Artex cartoon

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

Sleeping on the Job

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

Building getting a new coat fitted

'Hmm, back to the drawing board.'

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"