Repair Rascal Gifts

'I'm afraid your 'giggle-pin's' gone on your 'laugh-shaft'!'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Never marry an engineer."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

Bob's DIY Store

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."