Repair Rascal Mugs

'I'm afraid your 'giggle-pin's' gone on your 'laugh-shaft'!'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

"Never marry an engineer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Is this what they call inherent safety?

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Bob's DIY Store

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'