Geriatric Jester Gifts

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Gooseberry Fool...

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'It's the simple things.'

Never poke fun.

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"