Geriatric Jester T-Shirts

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Gooseberry Fool...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"The trees are laughing at us."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'It's the simple things.'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Never poke fun.

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'And what can you bring to the party?'