Genie Lamp Fan Pillows

'I have an incredible plan for economic recovery.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"I call it angle-poise"

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

Nuclear energy?

Illuminating agricultural production

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

The phantom of the Oprah.

Illuminated Manuscript.

Book tied to a lamp.

Dog with chew toy.

Florence Nightingale

"It looks like burn out to me."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'