Genie Lamp Fan Prints

'I have an incredible plan for economic recovery.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

"I call it angle-poise"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Nuclear energy?

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Illuminating agricultural production

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Book tied to a lamp.

Dog with chew toy.

Illuminated Manuscript.

The phantom of the Oprah.

Florence Nightingale

"It looks like burn out to me."