Comedic Furniture Fan Prints

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Flatware Follies.

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"Reproduction furniture."

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

Furniture for the age of anxiety.