Genesis Fan Prints

'Autumn!'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'The circle is complete!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Time Machine Collision

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Da Vinci Cod

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Homo Zapiens

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Primordial Schmooze

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Evolution