Genetic Engineering Fans Prints

Genetic Meddling - sparrow sharks

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Air Footer

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Air Dentistry

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'The stand-up geneticist'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Evolution

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'

When beavers dream.

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Robot porn.

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

It says he invented super glue.

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

Charles Darwin

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'