Genie Wish Fan Pillows

'...so then I told the genie from the bottle, 'I'd like to be built like a horse'.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Genie Barbecue.

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

An expedition to get ice for the party.

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."