General Relativity Gifts

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Intelligent people laugh too!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Framed Lady

Christmas Presents.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Pillows in love.

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"We're out of flowers."