General Relativity T-Shirts

"Our funding has gone into a black hole."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Intelligent people laugh too!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Framed Lady

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Christmas Presents.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Pillows in love.

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'