Theory Of Relativity T-Shirts

"The end is relative."

Math Dreams

Intelligent people laugh too!

Sigmund Freud.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'They're dog roses!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

The Quantum Mechanic...

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

"The Big Bang Theory? I want to see you come up with the Big Bucks theory!"

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"