Gravity Gifts

Intelligent people laugh too!

"You don't understand the gravity of the situation."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it.

Isaac Newton, theoretical physicist, ignores falling apple and contemplates one that might have fallen'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Playing Fetch.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Grace For Flies

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Big Bang Theory.

Wildlife

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"