Gelato Maker Gifts

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Rocking horse

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Cheese Pile

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

The Pie Chart of Mystery

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Pig Cheese

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

Ice cream makers.

Ice creams

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Magical box of chocolates.

Posoidon curses the day he chose the trident over a big spoon.