Gelato Connoisseur Gifts

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Tartine

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Cheeze Wiz.

French wine

Cake Free Zone

His Her Cakes

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

Cheese

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

The Running of the Brie

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.