Gelato Lover Gifts

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

"Not gelato – hummus."

Abnormally elevated ice cream scooping.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Ice cream seller

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Countervailing Clichés.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Pasta

I love Cannelloni

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Al Dante

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Spaghetti Road

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Holy Macaroni,

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."