Gelato Lover Pillows

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

"Not gelato – hummus."

Abnormally elevated ice cream scooping.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Ice cream seller

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Countervailing Clichés.

I love Cannelloni

Pasta

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Al Dante

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Holy Macaroni,

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Spaghetti Road

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.