Gelato Maker Pillows

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Rocking horse

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Cheese Pile

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Ice creams

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Pig Cheese

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Ice cream makers.

The Pie Chart of Mystery

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

Ice cream seller

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."