Gelato Gourmand Gifts

Ice creams

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Dijon Vu

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

Capturing a Cook

God Cooks Up Evolution

Posoidon curses the day he chose the trident over a big spoon.

Ice cream seller

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

"Not gelato – hummus."