Gluten Gourmand Gifts

"I'll have his gluten."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

A London gent abroad

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Dijon Vu

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Capturing a Cook

God Cooks Up Evolution

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"And now it's gluten free!"

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!