Vegetarian Gourmand Gifts

The wonderful world of cheese.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Just one more choccy...

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

A London gent abroad

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

Dijon Vu

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

Capturing a Cook

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

Endangered Entrees

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

'Next time YOU pronounce it!'

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."