Gelato Enthusiast Gifts

Gelato meter

"I never worry about you after breakups because you live above that amazing gelato shop."

Posoidon curses the day he chose the trident over a big spoon.

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Ice cream scoop

Tartine

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Pasta

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Spaghetti Road

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Bagel problems.

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"At ease!"