Gelato Appreciator Gifts

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Silver Fox

Cheese Pile

Thermidor Dali

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"We're out of empanadas!"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Art Pets

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

Ice creams

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Let's see . . . I detect beef . . . peas . . . and a subtle hint of sweet potato!"

Posoidon curses the day he chose the trident over a big spoon.

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

Ice cream seller

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

Ice cream scoop

"Not gelato – hummus."

'I can take your full-bottle order - he only handles splits.'