Gelato Appreciator T-Shirts

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Thermidor Dali

Cheese Pile

Silver Fox

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Art Pets

"We're out of empanadas!"

Ice creams

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

"Let's see . . . I detect beef . . . peas . . . and a subtle hint of sweet potato!"

Posoidon curses the day he chose the trident over a big spoon.

Ice cream seller

Caddy With A Cool Box

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

Ice cream scoop

"Not gelato – hummus."