Gelato T-Shirts

Abnormally elevated ice cream scooping.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Ice creams

Ice cream seller

Posoidon curses the day he chose the trident over a big spoon.

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

"Not gelato – hummus."

Ice cream scoop

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

Santa's auger

Don't worry. I can return the box for a full refund.

'It's rock hard this water-bed of yours.'

' Henderson.I told you to find me a mature secretary..If I'd wanted 'Lolita' I'd have asked for her ! '

"I never worry about you after breakups because you live above that amazing gelato shop."

'The trouble with being self-employed is you can't nick office supplies!'

Mouse Trampoline

'I usually avoid this place like the plague.'

'I can't complain. Last week they had me on martinis.'

'This book on speed reading is due back in ten minutes.'

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

Gelato meter

Unemployed gigolo...

'I sent Higgins on a wild goose chase so we could get some work done.'

"How long did they say this meeting would take?"

"There's nothing like coiling up with a good book."

"We don't need to talk! I need to YELL!!!!!"