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"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Deadline

Going Down?

Thumbing a Lift.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Down on Her.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Going up?'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Prime Meats.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

Ice cream seller

"I always create to-do lists."

'Going down?'

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Posoidon curses the day he chose the trident over a big spoon.

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I'm gone then Tim's gone then Mel's gone then you're gone then we're all gone then it's September."

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

"Not gelato – hummus."