Gelatin Gifts

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Deadline

Thumbing a Lift.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Down on Her.

What goes up must come down, except for your cholesterol, apparently.

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'Going up?'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Prime Meats.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Posoidon curses the day he chose the trident over a big spoon.

Ice cream seller

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

"I always create to-do lists."

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'Going down?'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I'm gone then Tim's gone then Mel's gone then you're gone then we're all gone then it's September."

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

It's my loins. They're tender.