Eye Roller Gifts

'Behind every great teacher is a class rolling its eyes.'

"I'm bored."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

The latest in Eyewear.

Essex computer.

Witch dice.

Destination casinos...

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'I'm all in.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'