Eye Communicator Gifts

"I have very expressive eyes."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"We evolved from asteroids"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

The next wave

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

Employee Questions.

Body Language - Hiss!