Eye Roll Experts Gifts

"My eyes are sore. I have to start limiting rolling my eyes every time my parents tell me to do something."

Glance Exchange

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

Budget Opticians.

Oculist.

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

Wang Yangming listens.

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!