Eye Roll Experts Prints

"My eyes are sore. I have to start limiting rolling my eyes every time my parents tell me to do something."

Glance Exchange

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

Budget Opticians.

Oculist.

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

Have you been undressing me with your eyes? It's okay, I'm a doctor

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

"I wish you'd have made your appointment a little sooner."

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'