Eye-rolling Expert Prints

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Glance Exchange

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

Have you been undressing me with your eyes? It's okay, I'm a doctor

"Your favourite and my favourite...whose name escapes me at the moment..."

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

Boxer with glasses.

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

Wang Yangming listens.

'Behind every great teacher is a class rolling its eyes.'

'I'm going to take a shower - No peeking, now.'

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

Climbing Mount Rushmore

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

'I strongly believe in astrology. My star sign is lion and yours is...ummmh...breakfast!

"Your agent is ready to look you in the eye now."

'For God's sake Mum - Stop rolling your eyes all the time.'

"I contributed a lot to charity when I thought I was going to die."

"Well, your posture needs work, but I can't fault you for eye-contact."

'His rolls are out of this world.'

"That's odd! I can't find my new dauber anywhere!"

"Hey, you! Stop reading that scroll at the bottom while I'm talkin' here. I'm not a background stage prop, pal."

Hellooo in there!