Eye-rolling Expert Mugs

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Glance Exchange

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"Your favourite and my favourite...whose name escapes me at the moment..."

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

Boxer with glasses.

'I'm going to take a shower - No peeking, now.'

'Behind every great teacher is a class rolling its eyes.'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

Wang Yangming listens.

'I strongly believe in astrology. My star sign is lion and yours is...ummmh...breakfast!

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

"Your agent is ready to look you in the eye now."

Climbing Mount Rushmore

"That's odd! I can't find my new dauber anywhere!"

"I contributed a lot to charity when I thought I was going to die."

'His rolls are out of this world.'

'For God's sake Mum - Stop rolling your eyes all the time.'

Hellooo in there!

"Well, your posture needs work, but I can't fault you for eye-contact."

'I must admit I like the idea of introducing a line of cigarettes named for astrological signs, but how about starting off with Pisces.'